The best and most beautiful things in the world can not be
seen or even touched, they must be felt within the heart. - Helen Keller

Monday, January 10, 2011

PG-13 post

*Disclaimer: This blog post contains content that may not be suitable for children or modest God-fearing adults. The contents of this post are true and uncensored. Please use caution and be gentle in your judgments of the author.

Recent conversation overheard in my house:

Zachary: "Allie, are you still on the potty? Hurry up so we can play."

Allie: "Yes, I almost done."

Zachary: "Do you have to wipe?"

Allie: "Yes, I wiping."

Zachary: "Be sure to wipe the front and the back. Because girls have to wipe the front too."

Allie: "I wipe the front and the back because I have two butts. One in the front and one in the back. But boys just have 1 butt and 1 pee pee."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

hilarious....and that's only PG-6 1/2 in my book....

Jenny Haller said...

Wow! I like her creative anatomy lesson.