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Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Knock Knock Jokes

In one of his monthly kid magazines (which we LOVE), there is a page of jokes for kids. Zachary has started making his own jokes, which is hilarious, but not because of the puns. Here are some examples:

Zachary: Knock Knock
Mom: Who's there?
Zachary: Peach
Mom: Peach who?
Zachary: Orange you glad I'm your kid?

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Zachary: Knock Knock
Mom: Who's there?
Zachary: Six
Mom: Six who?
Zachary: Mayonnaise!

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Zachary: Knock Knock
Mom: Who's there?
Zachary: DOG!
Mom: Dog who?
Zachary: Orange you glad I'm your kid?

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Zachary: Knock Knock
Mom: Who's there?
Zachary: Elephant
Mom: Elephant who?
Zachary: Elephants eat bamboo!

And at the end of all his jokes, he laughs hysterically. Of course we do too, but not for the same reasons! Love this funny kid!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like his grandpa DeGeyter..laughing at his own jokes. But Z's are really funny! What a kid.