Daddy: "Zachary, we're gonna go get a Happy Meal for lunch."
Zachary: "Daddy, is there a Sad Meal?"
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Mommy: "Zachary, let's read a story from your new Bible."
Zachary: "Mommy, I have to tell you something."
Mommy: "Ok..."
Zachary: "I think you should take my new Bible back to the store."
Mommy: "Why?!"
Zachary: "Mommy, that book is too long. It will take too long to read it."
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Mommy: "Allie, it's time for bed. Let's go upstairs."
Allie: "No thank you. I stay downstairs."
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3 comments:
The Bible is a long book! Hilarious. Genius.
where do these two come up with their material? hollywood could use this stuff. i laugh out loud every time you do these types of blogs. good stuff. bill cosby or art linkletter would be proud.
I love it, I love it! You are blessed as "you" enjoy those two and share them with us.
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