Zach fell in the toilet

Yes, he did. He was on the potty in the bathroom near our kitchen while I was making lunch. I heard a loud thud, and he yelled, "Mommy, I fell!" I could hear in his voice that he was a little upset, but I was picturing him on the floor, having fallen OFF the potty.
So I quickly finished the kitchen task and walked to the bathroom, thinking I was getting him up out of the corner OFF THE FLOOR. However, when I walked in the bathroom and saw only his head with his knees at his chin, two arms & two legs shooting straight up in the air, I started laughing OUT OF CONTROL. And bless his heart, I was laughing SO hard that I couldn't even pull myself together to HELP HIM OUT! (Terrible mom!).
When I finally caught my breath and said, "Oh my goodness you fell IN the potty!" and started laughing again, he realized he was ok and began laughing too. All day, he would say, "Mommy, remember when I fell in the potty?!" because he knew I would laugh...and he was right!