Like most moms, I know I will have a FULL book of these types of statements. Zachary is speaking really well lately and it is so funny to follow his thinking. Here are some funny quotes.
Watching a long strand of drool coming out of Allie's mouth, he says, "Mommy, Allie's dripping!"
We were working on counting to 5 with our fingers. When I held up my 3 fingers for the number 3, he said, "Mommy, that's not a 3, that's a W!"
After falling on the pavement, he says, "Mommy, I hurt my butt." So I pat him on the right side & say it'll be ok. He turns to the other side and says, "No, my other butt!"
Sitting at the dinner table, he looks at my face, touches my cheek and says, "Mommy, No beard?"
He spent 10 minutes piling up a stack of blankets and pillows. He sat right in the middle and said, "Mommy, I'm sitting on a bird's nest!"
He was talking to Allie sitting in her bouncy chair and she sneezed right in his face. He blinked his eyes a few times, wiped his face, and said, "Uh oh. I got sprayed!"
During a potty-training moment, I was distracted by Allie for a few seconds. My attention immediately returned to Zachary when I heard, "Mommy, there's chocolate in there!"
At the grocery store, we passed a family with several kids walking together. He said, "Who's that?" I said, "Those are all children." He replies, "Like Jesus loves?"
At dinner one night, Todd ate a lot and I joked that he was like a pig. Zachary says, "Daddy's not a pig!" To which Todd & I laughed, but conceded that he was right. Zachary was silent, in a moment of thoughtful reflection that ended with "Mommy's a cow!"
Zachary walked towards me gently holding a single long strand of my hair. He placed it on my head and said, "Mommy, here you go, you lost a hair."