...how do I know? Because they've all been said to me...
Wow, you look huge.
My sister's roommate's cousin died during labor.
You're only 33 weeks along?
You must be retaining water.
You've gained weight all over.
You look uncomfortable.
When I was pregnant, I only gained 15 pounds.
Are you sure you're not having twins?
My neighbor's daughter's friend lost her baby at 32 weeks.
Your body will never go back to what it was before you got pregnant.
Have you started swelling already?
You'll deliver naturally, you have wide hips.
You still haven't had that baby yet?
I lost all my pregnancy weight 10 days after delivery.
My friend's coworker's aunt was in labor for 36 hours.
Your face is cute swollen like that.
You shouldn't eat that.
There are no private rooms at the hospital.
I bet you will have back labor.
You should try an underwater delivery.
You should stop doing that - I've heard it's bad for your baby.
My sister's mother-in-law had a botched epidural that paralized her.
You're not even to the hard part yet.
I wouldn't deliver at that hospital if I were you.
Don't you think you should...